Mythbuster: "Arctic patrols"

Captain Buster was about to take his CF-18 fighter back to base. Several boring hours of flying over the Canadian tundra had left his aircraft at near bingo fuel. His stomach started to rumble as he started to contemplate what was for dinner at the mess hall that night. "Maybe that cute logistics officer would be there again tonight" he thought with a smile. "PING!" His thoughts were rudely interrupted as a blip appeared on the very edge of his radar screen. "Unidentified bogey detected coming in from the north!" Blared the excited voice of his wingman through the headset. Captain Buster wished he could go back in time thirty seconds and preemptively turn down the volume. "Calm down, Newbie..." Answered Buster. "It's probably nothing. Just in case, lets check it out before we run out of gas." He did not want his wingman to know it, but this one just did not feel right. The hair...