Mythbuster: "Future" Tech
"PEW PEW PEW!" Captain Buster Junior cleared his throat and spoke loudly and clearly into his helmet microphone. "Computer... Initiate air combat protocol. Arm all missiles, activate all electronic warfare modules, and charge up the directed energy weapon." His order was confirmed by the CF/A-55E's onboard artificial intelligence. "Affirmative. Sensors confirm two hostile bogeys coming in from the east. Radar jamming initiated. Missiles armed. Fusion cells charged to ninety-eight percent." "Great." Captain Buster Junior answered. "Transmit the usual multi-language message stating that they have violated Canadian airspace and..." "CAPTAIN! Missile launch detected!" The pilot reflexively banked his aircraft into a defensive maneuver and barked back at his aircraft. "CRAP! Okay, target that missile with the DEW turret and prepare to fire CUDA missiles!" "Acknowledged. Directed Ene...